I didn't shave. On purpose
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
