we have officially lost it.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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