Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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