we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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