I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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