So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Randomize
