i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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