I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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