and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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