Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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