big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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