Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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