Where are you?
In a non slutty way
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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