Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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