how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Alive.
So much puke
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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