Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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