Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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