Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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