dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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