yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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