i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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