We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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