I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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