Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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