That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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