Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I intend to get homeless drunk
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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