Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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