just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Randomize
