The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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