Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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