when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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