Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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