Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I can't put those talents on a resume
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
i believe in u and ur pee
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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