I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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