No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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