break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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