Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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