OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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