Its about making memories worth repressing
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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