You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so let's talk penis.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
