dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize