Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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