oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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