So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I could fuck to npr.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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