Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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