Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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