ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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