Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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