..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
this hospital has no fireball
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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