Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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