so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
its not stalking. its research.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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