I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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