office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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