I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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