he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
My bed smells like the plague
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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