By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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